Little Sairy Palin
Posted: Tuesday, November 18, 2008
by Brian Foley
Magic and Learning
This is a parody the poem "Little Orphant Annie," by Charles Whitcomb Riley.
LITTLE Sairy Palin's come to the Lower Forty-eight,
An' teach us fambly values, an' denyin' Troopergate.,
An' shoo the lib'ruls outta Washington and say who's patriotic,
An stoke the rage of racist swine, an' other things psychotic :
An' all us other citizens, when the debatin' stuff is done,
We set around the YouTube, where we have the mostest fun
An' list'nin' to the witch-hunt, 'at Sairy tells about
An' there be libuh-ruls, you betcha'!
Ef you
Don't
Watch
Out!
Wunst Obama sat in church where Reverend Wright said prayers,
An' palled around with terrorists, like that weather-guy Bill Ayers,
An' Sairy had paroxysms, and McCain near bust a gut,
An' they forgot Sairy's anti-semite pal, and that secessionist wing-nut.
An' they blamed the Hollywood elite and lib'rul mainstream press,
An' ignored that Johnny Warbucks voted with Bush each time, I guess;
But ad hominem invective is all they ever spout,:--
An' there be social-ists, you betcha'!
Ef you
Don't
Watch
Out!
An' one time Little Sairy wud allus laugh and wink,
An' tell any goon who'd listen, how all the lib'ruls stink.
An' wunst, when she's on CBS, with Katie Couric there,
She didn't know her ass from dirt, and said she didn't care!
An' thist as she high-heeled it, and her handlers had her hidin',
They handed her her ass agin', in her de-bacle with Joe Biden,
She turned the independents off, 'fore she knowed what she's about!
An' there be terror-ists, you betcha!"
Ef you
Don't
Watch
Out!
An' Little Sairy says that whut's black is really white,
An lies are truths, that she loves Jews, and wrong is really right.
An' you hear the 'pocrisy in her words, an' nonsense in her action,
An' no wonder why the 'publicans can't get no satisfaction,
She'd best re-read her good book that she says she loves so dear,
Instead of preaching anger, and rage and hate and fear.
An' hep' the honest, thoughtful ones 'at clusters all about,
'Cause the Demo-crats'll git her!
Ef she
Don't
Watch
Out!
You can read a little about the story of this poem, as well as hear an audio-file of the author reading it a:
http://www.squidoo.com/SairyPalin
You can also read the original poem, "Little Orphant Annie" there.
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Top-level comments on this article: (2 total)This was very cute and I love political poetry, both the funny and the serious. I see in this work that it is actually possible to do both. Keep writing. Peace: tex
hi brian,so that's how you spell ef u.this was a brilliant piece. excellent and fun to read.as a mom, my first instincts are for my kids. i was wondering, if sara has a child with special needs, where were they? and who takes care of them as she gets all the credit? does she take them to her office as governor of alaska?do they get her undivided attention as a special needs child would deserve?where would she keep them if she had been elected vice president?i didn't watch her much because i couldn't take her accent or her words, so maybe i missed her holding her special needs child.great job on this,best regards,sue thom
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